ICANN works Harry Potter magic on net

December 2004

Internet overseeing organisation ICANN has a difficult task ahead persuading people to let it run the whole network when its contract ends in 2006. And it is willing to try anything to get there - including, it would seem, magic.

CEO Paul Twomey gave a brief rundown on what meetings were taking place at its four-day conference in Cape Town, South Africa, as we speak. But he remained strangely tight-lipped over what some groups would be discussing in the African sun.

Is the reason anything to do with the odd appearance of one Hermione Granger representing Hogwarts, who is listed as the first attendee to the conference on ICANN's website? Has the organisation spend some of its new bigger budget on hiring Harry Potter's female companion to train staff up on magical powers? Or even to teach them the Dark Forces against the evil Voldemort aka Yoshio Utsumi, secretary-general of the ITU?

"These rumours are mere fabrication," an ICANN spokesman confirmed. "Ms Granger is here in a personal capacity and will not be teaching or taking any classes."